Sunday, December 12, 2010

Time travel is possible

A group of young scientists and master students proved in practice that time travel is possible.
Myth of time travel originates long ago in urban legends, but has never been proven before. Also Dougles Adams mentioned similar travels in the trilogy, however those travels were in space.
(Image from http://www.crystalinks.com/timetravel.html)
The secret is consuming alcoholic drinks that end with "ka" like Vodka, Becherovka, Palinka, Zubruwka, and some more. The effect is a one direction travel in time, eg. a jump in the future. The theory says that these drinks open a wormhole in the space - time continuum, so not only time, but the place might be changing.


The scientists proved the theory on themselves and volunteer master students. They created a test group and a control group, where the test group was provided the "ka" drinks, and the control was drinking the same amount of water. The control group did not experience anything except visiting the toilet more often, while large percent of the test group reported short time-space jumps, while some extreme persons were relocated up to 8 hours and 20 miles. This discovery could revolutionize everything what we know about physics from Newton to Einstein, and also could provide some deeper understanding to String Theory. However this kind of time travel is not for free, side effects can be among others: headache, stomachache, vomiting, scars and wounds on the body, waking up dancing in a bar on the table and unprotected sex with the gender we usually do not prefer.

Currently scientists are working on stabilizing the travel and minimizing these side effects. Also efforts are put in making the time travel bi-directional.

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